I got hit over the head by a lighthouse today. A lighthouse? " 'Wow', that sounds like a dangerous job Jacqui," you might say. But I did. And it hurt. Some real cool guy has accented his cubicle with not only a Green Day poster but also a collection of lighthouse figurines that lines the tops of the carpeted walls.Thus creating a complete, barricaded fortress of loser-hood.
This is an area where, if you work there for any period between 5 minutes to a year, it will guarantee you won't get laid in that fiscal year. It may also interest you that this man is 43.

favorite arkansas bumper sticker: jesus is coming, look busy.

too many comments on that one.