Arkansas really is part of the union

So i am in arkansas, (the state), and before u ask why- i must relate a few things first. First of all, these people can vote and everything....secondly, they ALL have some relation to wal-mart, thirdly, it is proof that what we learned in 4th grade history was definitely accurate.....

here is what i mean: hopefully via Ms. Montgomery or a teacher as awesome, you learned about spaniard explorers and invasions and wars and these were all in pretty fun places ie. vasco de gama and ponce de leon in florida or the battle of the alamo in scenic texas or the french coming to new orleans or the gold rush/exploration in cali....

but well we never learned a THING bout the wars to retake arkansas nor the inhabitants and i think i know why now...
course if the early explorers could see my sweet ass set up in embassy suites they might have changed their minds, if only for the access to the Starz channel.