23 dollars or 1 Whole Foods Meal?

I have 23 dollars to last me until June 30th. Either I can buy one jicama at whole foods or enough diet coke to last me two days. i opted for a lacoste sweatband for squash games and a Mitch Hedberg CD --both with expedited shipping. obvi.

This morning was filled with calls to bank & the phrase "model of ineptitude and incompetence that makes FEMA look like a well oiled machine" may or may not have been uttered from my lips.

So in the meantime/instead of ever getting paid i will have to turn some tricks and/or live off scrambled eggs (both good for my physique!).