almost christmakkah parties

most good writers are on strike but since i am not i just want to mention the Unnecessary Blazer as a DON'T for this seasons holidays and parties. if you are sporting a tee, especially a faux aged tee, a blazer need not accentuate this item. leave the coat at home with your girlfriends' fadora.

Larlton

our friend larlton has a real comfortable bed. it fell out of a truck and only cost 300 bones. i wish for this to be mine. all mine. insert evil laugh. hehehehehehehe.
larlton, you can sleep with lailee.

the new sound of mix 94.7

why is that radio stations INSIST on referring to themselves as 'new' lightyears after they are created. houston has multiple stations that continue to promote 'the NEW sound of XXXX.1'
remarkably, the new sound is the old sound with a new catch phrase or sound affect added in.

dallas vs patriots

in what was dubbed as 'the duel in dallas' two undefeated nfl teams sparred to determine who would go on with a loss on their record. call me romophobic but the dallas quarterback seemed to have a sense of cocky and i just don't think that you can act cooler than a guy who father bridget moynahan's baby and moved onto dating supermodel giselle bundchen. you can try and date an american idol turned country star carrie underwood but it's nowhere close.

almost like being a cheerleader for an arena football team trying to make the dallas cheerleaders. seems ridiculous.

celebrity phase out

I think we all understand and accept that Brooke Shields was famous, but I think we can also agree that she can phase out/roll off the celebrity world. Once you are doing Colgate commercials you may just as well accept your "Dancing with the Stars" invitation as well.

who uses webdings?

why are there fonts that have no relationship to any real language? WBDING is not real!

Deal Breakers

The 2006 list of Deal Breakers:

1. Hemp Jewelry
2. stuffed animals
3. neck hair
4. Buck teeth or Fangs
5. sex changes that are disclosed too late!

homeless porn

my friend cass, he sent me this: have you ever thought of pimping out or using homeless people who bath at the local public pool? b/c i have.

i said, no way! if i posted that on my blog i'd be shot.

he replied: no bc most homeless peeps aren't that big into the blog scene.

so i want to change that. (not the pimping idea the getting homeless peeps to blog more) they have lots of time like me. time is good for writing boring blog posts.

Kickball

This saturday there was a casual group of MBA students, kegs, and the sun burning down on what should have been a v low key and relaxed kickball tournament.

Here were a few highlights:
1. The final game featured the use of the p***y word over 6 times. for kickball.

2. a scrawny mathalete threatening the life of a jacked bodybuilder after the game, i believe-i'll see you in the parking lot was thrown out.

3. a referee JEERING at an outfielder saying, yeah i know, we all know, you got a job offer. well now just stand there and relax and we'll make the calls buddy.
WHAT?!*%$##%

there were injuries of course too, i think someone broke their wrist even, but at the end of the day all that mattered was that the fight with a guy kicking up dirt did not escalate into fisticuffs during the final game. the last inning where our team came from behind, people slid for no reason and one guy did the TO dance across the plate made everything better.
i will just have to harbor my disgust at the strange kid in Cohort 4 of 2008 who taunted me with, "how is that for your ERA average" when he scored his teams only run. WHAT?

yankee gear

this is not a cutting edge trend but i have been getting more and more annoyed by the amount of pink and yellow yankee hats i see, and then you see astros gear in neon colors and you start to get depressed.

why oh why do people abort the classic original colors and buy gear in the non core color scheme of their favorite team?

this is why i can't support U of Texas shirts in green with hot pink longhorns. I just can't do it.

What i can support are the Vineyard Vines Longhorn Logo ties and tote bags at our Coop. those are just damn sexy.

Jacqui Meet Jacqui

Sometimes i wonder what Jacqui aged 12 would think if she met Jacqui age 27?

Sadly, i think the younger me would be a little disenchanted that i never got a red bmw convertible and that i don't buy Cap'n Crunch on a regular basis. she would probably be a little miffed that i have to have a job and that in a workplace environment i get excited if my company serves the good 'rabbit poop' ice. also she'd probably think it was lame i IM my friends sitting next to me rather than raise my chin 2 degrees to say "how was the weekend?"

I would like to offer up that jacqui aged 12 would probably think Laguna Beach is completely unstaged and totally reality. Jacqui aged 27 knows better. also Jacqui aged 27 has seen all the Friends episodes so i've got that going for me which is nice.....

bourbon is not just for breakfast anymore

One thing i have learned is that bourbon is not just for breakfast. more on this later........